|—||General life philosophy (via elysian-living)|
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via joybernhart)
Its a shame only the last part of this quotes gets quoted the majority of the time(via gyoungbl00d)
when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
|—||John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via kushandwizdom)|