me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.
I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
send this to nash grier’s parents
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call